Humorous Wedding Speech by a Friend of the Groom -- Wedding Toasts Roa

Humorous Wedding Speech by a Friend of the GroomGood evening, Ladies and Gentlemen. My name is Robert. As they were communicate just now, it struck me how much David and his new father-in-law now prolong in common. After exclusively, its the first time in 25 years that Arthur has been commensurate to speak for 10 minutes without interruption from the women in his family. And itll be the goal time in 25 years that David gets to do the akin. So I sincerely hope he treasures this moment. But it is great to finally await David with a ring on his finger as he larn a long time ago that you piece of tailnot make someone adore you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and set up in. So Pamela, was it the 101 red roses he sent to your office that make you give in? However, before Pamela accepted Davids proposal of marriage, she wanted to elucidate a few things. In fragmenticular, she wanted to limit the amount of football game he was watching on TV. Well, thank goodn ess they managed to sort it out. In the end, David agreed that he would stop watching any game as soon as the last goal was scored. So there can be no argument about wholl be wearing the trousers in David and Pamelas house. David will be wearing them - right under his apron. You see, Pamela has already started to train David well - and it may surprise some of you to hear that she didnt have to start by showing him where the kitchen was. She actually had to explain to h... ... approaches marriage with the same team spirit hes demonstrated in all the things weve done together, he is sure to make a success of it. always since Ive hit the hay him hes been an unselfish team player, whether it was feller scouts, football or on adventure holidays. His commitment and determination ar probably what Pamela saw first in him that and his money. Ladies and gentlemen, its an honour to be stand here as Davids best man. I suppose I should actually say its an honour and a pleasure, but I know the pleasure wont kick in until this speech part is over. So lets hurry up and toast the bride and groom. To David and Pamela - may the roof above you never fall in and may you two never fall out.